Hello. my name is Malachai. 21, trans ftm, i've had this blog since december 2013 oh god
bored border collie: im going to perform psychological experiments on every human member of my household
bored pit bull: i bet i could eat a rock if i tried hard enough
some of my favorite tags
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Do people know this is the husband of the prime minister of New Zealand
And who is the guy burying him in the sand
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My parents continuously tell me that my generation’s humour makes no sense and I still refuse to ever explain it to them
Once again its 3am and this washing machine wizard haunts me
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what the fuck is this genre of gif called. i had a collection of these kinds of images and i lost them all these are only ones i can find.
feast your eyes on roughly 2,500 of these bad boys. linked is the highest quality archive, but theres 5 more in the description. The ones from OP are in the second archive
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an incomplete collection of tweets i consider to be short poems
i have some too
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The Oreo Tinnitus Rage Comic is like Shovel Knight to me
For the uninitiated
I love it when people Get What I’m Saying
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the twitter thread the artist created after this was one of the best situations i have ever seen in my whole life:
Somebody give this ignoramus a piece of actual shark skin and tell him to rub his face with it, let him find out just how “smooth” sharks really are.
Somebody did. I use it as a pillowcase because it’s so smooth.
But buddy.
Shark skin feels exactly like sandpaper. It is made up of tiny teeth-like structures called placoid scales, also known as dermal denticles. These scales point towards the tail and help to reduce friction from surrounding water when the shark swims. … In the opposite direction, it feels very rough like sandpaper.
((Here m8 https://www.floridamuseum.ufl.edu/fish/discover/sharks/basics ))
Buddy. It’s smooth. The link you sent me led to a website that described how smooth they are. I dunno, maybe you don’t know how to read?
this post is transcendent
You’re thinking of dolphins. Dolphins are the ones with smooth skin that feels like a rubber beach ball.
Source: I’M A MARINE BIOLOGIST
No, I’m thinking of sharks.
Source: I’m a superior marine biologist
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we need to romanticize lying on the floor and not doing anything
op is actually napstablook from hit indie game Undertale (1915)
I MEANT 2015
playing undertale in the trenches with the lads before the Big Push
Undertale Heritage Post
Stop idolizing the grind and start idolizing Hügelkultur
got another one
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but-the-library-of-alexandria:
having fun with the laboratory danger sign generator
I decided to click two random images and decide the text based on that
Oh this is a fun toy
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